Comparative Guide to World Religions
Woher dieser Guide kommt, weiß ich leider nicht mehr; nur, dass wir ihn im Englisch-Unterricht erhielten...
| TAOISM Shit happens. |
CONFUCIANISM Confucius says, "Shit happens." |
BUDDHISM If shit happens, it isn't really shit. |
ZEN What is the sound of shit happening? |
| HINDUISM This shit happened before. |
MORMON This shit is going to happen again. |
ISLAM If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. |
CALVINISM Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. |
| CATHOLICISM Shit happens because you are bad. |
PROTESTANTISM Let this shit happen to someone else. |
JUDAISM Why does this shit always happen to us? |
STOICISM This shit is good for me. |
| CHRISTIAN SCIENCE Shit is only in your mind. |
SEVENTH DAY ADCENTIST No shit on Saturdays. |
HEDONISM There isn't anything like a good shit happening. |
MOONIES Only happy shit happens. |
| HARE KRISHNA Shit happens rama rama. |
RASTAFARIANISM Let's smoke this shit. |
EXISTENTIALISM What is shit, anyway? |
ATHEISM No shit. |